I Made God Laugh

I was walking on the roof of my lovely house, being annoyed of my hysterical spouse, I saw energy being converted with a flash of light, a strange human, an amazing sight, converted matter watched was an alien, 'Male or female? ', I asked the alien. 'Not matters, you are old and stale', but I can renovate you in a youth, be it so, by the way, bisexual, don't need a spouse, we are gypsies, don't built a house.' I felt within my heart a to and fro! 'Thanks Mr./Ms. Alien, now I shall marry once again, I am a charming youth, why should I refrain? ' The alien laughed like a cut throat knife, 'Have a look at the garments of your wife.', The garments I had washed in the early noon, looked quiet new in a light of the moon. Smaller in size dancing like a teen aged girl, Appeared shrink with a diamond and a pearl