Monster In A Box (Children)

There's a monster in my house! It came in a great big box. Mommy says it isn't so, but something ate my socks. I used to have a full sock drawer, with red ones and some blue. I even had some white ones, 'cause I wear white socks, too. There's a monster in my house! It came in a great big box and I must make it angry or it wouldn't eat my socks. It lives around here, somewhere. (whisper) Shhhh! I hope it's not around! 'Cause if you ever wake it up, it makes such awful sounds. Most times, it says, 'Yum-Yum! Yum-Yum! ' Sometimes, it just goes 'swish'. But, I know it eats my socks up without a spoon or dish. Mom says they're underneath the bed or spread around the floor. (well the monster musta' burped 'em there when she opened up the door) . There's a monster in my house! It came in a great big box! Mom says it's just the washer... but it's a monster that eats my socks!