Counting Calories

Using both hands I fumbled to unhook your bra. You told me that action alone was causing me to burn 8 calories. Things got a bit more Karma Sutray as I attempted to unhook(damn this bra!) with one hand only (my other hand being busy doing other things) . You said: “You know you’re using 18 calories to unhook it with one hand”. You slipped it off in a jiffy. “You know that in computer jargon ...that’s 10 milliseconds? ” “No...I didn’t! ” I stammered getting all hot under the collar. This was just too much information. We kissed energetically for an hour which yes...no...I don’t want to know.. “...burns off 300 calories! ” “Now, when we make love..” “Shhh! ” I whispered. “Shhh! ” silencing her with a kiss. And yes we had definitely lost weight (I felt as light as a feather) . and burned off more calories than I will ever know. A terrible thought hit me. “You’re not using me to diet? ” “Shhh! ” she whispered. “Shhh! ” silencing me with a kiss.