' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Needles & Pins

'Needles & pins...needles & pins! ' 'When a woman marries...her troubles begin! ' Me Gran used to sing it to me Mum & me Mum sung it to me laugh uproariously in Cockney Rhyming Slang if they thought I was listening (which I always was) . 'Well, me pot & pan had me Alan Whickers off in a flash. His filter tdips all over me Georgie Bests so I grabbed him by his Jacobs Crackers and gave his Hampton Wick a quick Levy & Francks & a good old hat with a bobble when his deaf & dumb tensed tight as two ticks I knew he was ready to come & slipped him in to the old Elizabeth Regina. His Niagra Falls exploded him licking me raspberry ripples as if they were melting ice cream cones. It was the best Oeidipus Rex ...yet! Needles & Pins. Needles & Pins. ******* A QUICKIE GLOSS Pot & Pan = My old man Alan Whickers = knickers Filter tips = lips Georgie Bests = tits Jacobs Crackers = knackers(those testy parts of a guy) Hampton Wick = you know what it equals Hat with a bobble = gobble Deaf & Dumb = bum Elizabeth Regina = yes rhymes with... Niagra Falls = balls Raspberryripples = nipples Oeidpus Rex = sex When a woman marries her troubles begin.