Mister Man In The Moon

shine your light on me my eyes are dim and I can hardly see. I went to use a bus trying to swipe my credit card instead of my bus pass. Wondering why the bus driver looked at me in a strange way. I looked at him and grinned: “Just forgot my glasses.” So Mister Man in the moon shine your light on me my eyes are dim and I can hardly see. I put my cellphone down outside, then I heard it ringing picked up a brick and put it to my ear and felt a little mystified because no one spoke and it felt a bit rough against my ear. So Mister Man in the moon shine your light on me my eyes are dim and I can hardly see. I went to the washroom just other day, went into the ladies instead of the men’s. Tried to undo my zipper and got a smack around the kisser because it wasn’t my zipper that I was trying to underdo. So pretty please Mister Man in the moon shine your light on me my eyes are dim and I can hardly see. I’m fed up with getting to trouble, so please help me.