Wrong Side Of The Bed (Fun Poem166)

From the moment I got out of bed everything started to go wrong the insole in my shoe curled up into the toe. I should have realised then what a day it was going to be. I took the cover off a septic tank lost my balance almost falling in. I may have missed that but in the process of falling hurt my knee. Using a hose to wash something out the hose jumped out of my hand and started to bath me. Wet and forlorn I went back to my caravan to get in bed again. Hoping this time when I got out things might improve, but they didn’t as one of the lens fell out of my reading glasses. 7 June 2015