A Shakespearian Farce:

Europe, do we stay in or do we exit? It is becoming a Shakespearian farce The public don't understand the merit Of in or out, the information is too sparse. To be in or not to be in, that is the question As all sides drive their arguments home, Our politicians have verbal indigestion They're like two bald men fighting over a comb. We will all be left to make a decision And be made to cast an important vote And it will be up to our own intuition Yet someone will be made a scapegoat. Yes, it has become a Comedy of Errors you know As it is all Much Ado About Nothing; a farce And will end not As You Like It, but a tale of woe Not a Midsummer Night's Dream, but impasse. But when China becomes a new EU member And Australia, Brazil and India too The UK will still be a lone arguing dissenter Whether in or out, moaning is all we can do.