Anything Good On The Telly?

I was happier with one channel A long, long time ago... To watch, record and plan all The programmes it would show... Along came 2 and 3 and 4 And then came number 5... And after that, Sky brought us more, For me and for the wife... We then got Virgin Media, With TV, Broadband, phone... And then my wife got greedier, So we took out a loan... I got a brand new aerial And climbed up on the roof... I fell off and the wounds won't heal, I also broke a tooth... At last we're getting Freeview And so we cancelled Sky... We dropped Virgin Media, too... And one whole month passed by... September's retune wasn't good For neighbours in our street... Now no-one in the neighbourhood Gets Freeview, once so sweet. We've all been told we must upgrade From boxes that went wrong... And throw away the ones they made That didn't work for long... So off I went to try again For bargains I could find... Some boxes were beyond my ken And put me in a bind... December's retune's on its way... God knows what happens next! I think I'll wait till Christmas Day, So I won't get perplexed! I might return to Sky, who knows? I'll have to wait and see... I could get lucky, I suppose... And win the lottery!