If Only I Was Perfect!

And then word got around, Then on the telly, I suspect, In colour and in sound... No make-up needed for my face, Great high definition, Of pimples there would be no trace, For I would seem a vision... Oh! What wondrous clothes to wear, A dazzling chronograph, A smile to make the ladies stare, With jokes to make them laugh... A tale or two to scintillate, My new film out next week, Enough to fill James Bond with hate, With me still at my peak... A lovely lady on each arm, Spellbound, so deep in love, Head over heels for I would charm With soft words like a dove... And then to stand and share my song, My brand new number one, To sing it proud and sing it strong, Yet with a sense of fun... Red carpets here, red carpets there, My life would be a blur, With happiness beyond compare, I could cause quite a stir... Folks green with envy all the time, Yet deep within my thrall, Like Liberace, so sublime, Impressing one and all... But I'm just me, just me, just me, I'm no great shakes, I know, Not known as some celebrity, I merely come and go... No photos in the magazines, No zoom lens and no flash, I'm just like other human beings And always strapped for cash!