Mister Wackadoodle

Mister Jackie Wackadoodle lived on the Planet Mad And was so much off his noodle, it really was quite sad... The poor guy never shopped around to get the lowest price, No wonder that he always frowned, as if still paying twice... He never used the Internet for sweet deals of the day, No wonder that he got upset when savings slipped away... He didn't brave the Winter gales to save some precious gold! He missed out on the New Year sales because he felt so cold! He felt the pinch and got a loan to pay some rising bills, Yet even then he had no phone to help with saving skills... He didn't listen to his friends with discount voucher codes And so much sorrow never ends without these antidotes... When he complained to companies, he didn't know his rights, So life for him was no calm breeze, he couldn't sleep at nights! Mister Jackie Wackadoodle! Try Google and TV... I'm Mister Frank Lee Frugal and wish you were like me! My life's a roller-coaster ride! I'm saving cash each week! Each day I'm chuckling here inside from bargains that I seek! I've saved a fortune through the years from magazines I read... Like Christmas Day! All smiles, no tears! A loan I'll never need! I've coupons here and coupons there and haggle with the best And all the prices I compare, I test, then I invest... Mister Jackie Wackadoodle! I know you're full of doubt... I'm Mister Frank Lee Frugal... and I'd like to help you out...