I Have Not Seen Johnny

Not that i do miss him in any sort of a way I have not seen Johnny for many a day Stories of his successes with others he seems all too wiling to share He even tells strangers he's a multi millionaire That he is a multi millionaire to look at one could not tell For Johnny is one who never dresses well I have been told that his stories of Great wealth are not false that's to give him his due That he is financially very well off happens for to be true One known to many but by anyone not looked on as a friend Since money he is one who does not readily spend With a wife and children and grand-children he is well past his prime A scrooge with his money his grandchildren of it may yet enjoy a good time The stories he tells of his great wealth not a lie But as a miser he lives and as a miser he will die.