Ted Thinks He Is

Young Ted thinks he is a gift to the town's young women but most of the town's young women do not see it this way Since he is not handsome and charming and is quite arrogant of him one can say Linda his latest girlfriend to have dumped him says his ego is too big for his head He is an egotistical fellow humility in him is long dead At twenty six years of age in the prime of his life He does not have a partner or never had a wife With his mates in the pub of his sexual conquests he does like to brag For egotism he is one who does carry the flag One of his biggest problems is when a few beers he does drink He always seems to talk before he does think To go with his big ego he has a big mouth In a derogatory manner his ex girl friends he talks about One reason local young women of him do not wish to know The seeds of his own bad karma he does sow.