I Am Not Coming To Your Funeral

You were never a nice person You were as ferocious as a lion I am not coming to your funeral You were as greedy as a sick devil You were clandestinely a member Of a right-wing hate group, a hater Based on your vile speech, you Blew it. You belonged to the crew I am not coming to your funeral ‘Cause you have a direct flight to hell I wonder if the casket isn't too small ‘Cause you're heavy, stubby, and not really tall Your mouth will be hermetically glued And the incense will temper your mood You were as racist as a vindictive animal You were as brutal as a grabby wild tiger You were as gorgeous as a Chinese salamander You were as attractive as a Tasmanian blobfish You were as racist as a vindictive animal Additionally, you were stingy, insolent and selfish Because you'll be eternally in Hell I am not coming to your funeral. Copyright © March 2020, Hébert Logerie, All rights reserved. Hébert Logerie is the author of several collections of poems.