My Wife Left Me For A Mouse

My beautiful wife Of thirty years That I met at Sears Left the house For a freaking mouse That’s life! She put on her lipstick Her tight pair of jeans That was a stunning scene Except that her Gucci was a fake Yes, that's shocking, she left She fled like that was a theft Committed by a genius thief She ran away without brushing her teeth My wife left me this morning I am sad, mad and upset I am depressed; I am in mourning She took with her my favorite pet My wife abandoned the house Because she saw a little mouse.