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A mouse, grey-coated, cute and male had eyed an elephant's long tail. He had been horny for some time and was prepared to risk the climb. The elephant was one big girl and known around the place as Merle, that night she leaned against a tree and took a leisurely, long pee. It was a miracle, I say. The mouse survived the tail's wild sway, and stayed away from raging streams to reach the summit of his dreams. At last he had arrived on site, prepared himself and thought he might be gentle with this big fat cow. He dropped his boxers and yelled 'NOW '. And at the moment of this yell a coconut came loose and fell. It landed on the mama's toe and was an unexpected blow. The elephant then muttered 'OUCH' while in the rear, close to her pouch the mouse was working up a sweat replied 'don't worry, little pet, the first time causes girls to scream but after that it's one sweet dream.'