Biology Lesson

The student asked, 'what is it then', the answer came as it must come. So here's a little lesson: A naked mass of protoplasm, not animal nor really plant, called proctoctists, and they hang out in nether regions, thus the name, Proctologists beware. Their proper name is molds of slime, or slime-molds, are they coprophagic? They eat bacteria, fungi, but prefer decaying matter like the dung of bovine creatures, soft and warm, thus coprophagia does apply. They creep, a sign of low-life trait, now classified as Eucarya, which should not be confused at all with similar religious names. So, here you have, in one nutshell or shall we call it ball of slime: The molds form spores, which quickly spread become amoebas, turn to slime. Most slime is now considered as obnoxious to the human eye.