Equality, My Dear

Take this kiss and praise your God, he was there and gave the nod to this union all for life he appointed you my wife. Did he plan that double chin and that early morning grin cellulite hides in the dark and your bite just beats your bark. Gray's been covered, now brunette but the pubic hair when wet looks like winter wonderland, things I will not understand have come up through many seasons but, of course, you have your reasons. You've forgotten how to flex fall asleep and skip the sex. Things are not what they once were and you think I sometimes err where you used to trust me blindly I repaid you, rather kindly as you know our equal rights once replaced those nasty fights but today you think you can question me, your favourite man! I suggest that at this stage we can start another page, all you need to do, my dear listen carefully and hear wisdom as I do pronounce truthful morsels, ounce by ounce. Let's consider all your words erudite but free as birds, thus they will take early flight and as spouse you'll see the light shining brightly, just for you after all, you said 'I do'