How It All Began

A star fell onto virgin earth and triggered there a holy birth. Forgive me, but it has been said that until then the world was dead and God who was the man in charge was dreaming of a giant barge. When plans were ripe for its construction and formulas and smart deduction had been laid out on God's own table he mixed some dough, made Kain and Able and told them 'go and fornicate', which they sure did. At any rate he soon had plenty human souls to fill the shoes and take the roles of changing into something clever the deserts of the world forever. But, in his haste and short of staff he did take time to have a laugh, had left his office for a minute with all his lab equipment in it. And as he looked upon the map he had forgotten that the tap was running in his office still it was to be the biggest spill of water that could ever be. I think it scared him, but to flee was not what Gods were meant to do so he ordained quicksmart a crew led by the first who stood nearby his name was Noah, quite a guy. So in the end all things went well the arc itself went through the swell of all the waters with great ease was followed by a healthy breeze. You see that's how the whole thing started, and not because the Devil farted.