Kernig's Sign Positive

It was her uvula that bothered me the most. Framed by two ugly ducklings labelled tonsils, and keeping company of adenoidal crap the whole menagerie was covered by a skin a see-through membrane which was yellow and dotted by some specks of vivid green, toward the front an aphthous stomatitis had been residing for some months already a tongue so geographic that a travel agent would dream of distant mountains and of rivers. She was a mess, that girl, though violently attractive and burning up beyond the number forty-five. No more conventional the registrar had said and all were searching for that final, magic bullet, when it was found in thoughts from nineteen-thirty-five it was ascorbic acid, plain and simple, saved the day.