Limericks 23-07-08

A priest who was truly asexual, widely known as an intellectual, had the smarts and the looks and a house full of books. But he turned out a homosexual. A mosquito complained to the judge that his brain had been turned into sludge. When the spray hit his hide he fell onto his side but he never did carry a grudge. When they buried the preacher from Butte in his gold-plated cowboy suit, all the people said WOW, will ya look at him NOW, he is handsome and utterly mute. A black beaver, quite fond of his brother, was having a drink with his mother. If the boys shared a drink they would have a big stink since they hated the drinks, not each other.