Limericks - A Few More

A cadet named Hieronymous Sears went to town but found nothing but queers. At a weight-watch café he could not even say if they wiggled their fronts or their rears. When his wife said that sex was still great and a peaceful and wonderful state, he felt really flattered that his little thing mattered. He was lucky, at seventy-eight. A German mechanic named Fritz, had checked in for a week at the Ritz. Called the desk for a maid though 'twas not to get laid, but to squeeze all the pus from his zits. He had just been installed as the Pope. But next morning was caught smoking dope. Since the Vatican Rules state that dope is for fools, he was soon hanging high from a rope. There once was a chancellor named Kohl. He was fat and had only one goal. He ate ever'thing fried and the day that he died he was buried and filled up the hole. At an open air concert in Greece, a big flock of Canadian geese in the style of wild birds dropped a volley of turds. The conductor got hit by a piece. In the tree near the church was a nest it was comfy and faced to the west. Said the mischievous bird a formidable turd it will hit him and maybe get blessed. A young callgirl who'd travelled from France was attending the Hutterite Dance. When she drank far too much, she said 'nobody touch, 'you must pay for your goods in advance.'