Long, Long Ago

A male tyrannosaurus rex had finished shaving his long legs. The monster was quite well equipped until the his concentration slipped. It spelled the end to saurus sex. So now you too know why they died this monster's hairy partner cried, refused all offers due to grief and glued a big acacia leaf between her legs, so as to hide a target for the youngster males who'd stand around and tell their tales then tried to con each saurus maid into the jungle to get laid. All males had huge anterior tails. Now, monsters, as you well might know, are famous in how big they grow. Their offspring though is mostly males, with whom all reproduction fails their fate must be fellatio. And thus extinction did proceed, because for animals to breed it ain't enough to wear a prick or what my Jewish friends call shtick, there has to be a real need.