Mary And Harry - An Outhouse Tale

Mary had a man who sat all day on the shitter, Harry sat but hardly shat, because his wife was bitter. She had a sour face all day and nights she turned the tables, when Harry had big hopes to play she sent him to the stables. One day when Harry was alone he went out to the Dunny, hung up a sign, said Harry's Throne and giggled, it was funny. When Mary came to see her man chained to the bloomin' shitter, she handed him a garbage can and that's when Harry hit her. You see she wanted to convey that he was really loaded, with crap, but be that as it may all trust had now eroded. So Harry stayed upon his throne that's where he met his Devil, the Devil used his mobile phone to call his brother Neville. Hey Neville, I've got one for you he's in a lavatory the place just reeks of pee and pooh wait til I tell the story. So Neville came, took him away they'd put him in the fryer, but Mary, who was quite okay she aimed for something higher. She'd fallen in the smelly pit and hidden deep down under, by putting up with all that shit she stole the devils' thunder. And if you think this tale is weird (perhaps it IS a riot) , just think that Mary never feared and in the shit kept quiet.