Mary And The Ram

Mary went to have a child sprinted to the clinic, doctor saw her went so wild he became a cynic. Mary spread her hairy legs doctor took a peak, didn't see no little eggs she had sprung a leak. Midwife came and then took charge, colleagues, dears, I knew it, babies leak, if somewhat large, Amniotic fluid! Forceps now were fetched at once Mary: 'Here comes Sam, ' out came something, but not buns Mary had a lamb! Doctor fainted on the floor, Mary on the covers, Midwife, eager to know more, asked 'Who were your lovers? ' Mary woke and whispered then, 'what a pretty lamb! I got tired of my man, got myself a ram.'