Mary Had A Little Pig

Mary had a little pig, she knew that pigs did grunt the pig was dressed in leaf of fig it covered her whole c**t. Mary had a little dog the dog would bark and bark. she moved the dog in with her hog, she did it in the dark. The pig awoke first light of dawn, the dog a little later one had a craving for pork brawn so he stood up and ate her. Now Mary, left with just a mutt, she missed the little porker, the dog would always scratch his butt he was a true New Yorker. One day when Mary took a bath the dog climbed in to join, and then the little psychopath he groped her in the groin. So Mary drowned the little beast and went down to the Farmer, they'd eaten at their weekend feast all wieners, but ONE charmer. So home she went, put on the cap to take her evening shower, meanwhile the wiener took a nap for just about an hour. At ten, when Mary went to bed the pig sat near and rested and one of them, or so it's said was udderly big-breasted. So, for the term of Mary's lease the two got on together, but then the pig demanded geese you know, birds made of feather. Well, that's enough said Mary, NO this is no farm in Texas, but said the pig, for me to grow I must mix with the sexes. Well, Mary looked and ascertained the porker was a male, and needed to be entertained on an erotic scale. They compromised, he joined her then each night inside the tub, and baptised him and called him Ben, each night he got a rub. Please don't assume that Mary would do what you won't put past her, she'd been to private school and could avoid such a disaster. What helped of course was bubble bath it covered all temptation, she'd had a chemist do the math had asked for an equation where pheromones would simply drown in seconds in the bubbles this all occurred in Germantown, they never had no troubles.