My Leotard

I bought myself a leotard to wear each night in bed. My wife says it looks avant-garde a bit like Mister Ed. Her nightie is the see-through kind a dark fluorescent yellow, it covers all and her behind, and stirs the little fellow. Expanding this is are socks of rouge two pairs of different size beneath, in case of a deluge or other strange surprise, a bilroth sheet to grace the floor and keep the cold from rising and just in case, there's more and more (the thought is tantalising) , a Chinaman sleeps on that sheet he is a trusted lad, he generates some human heat but can be real bad. So, if you think you are confused we may just say the same, since egos easily are bruised we all must play the game. A small expandable black mitt once made of mink from Russia, two patches of it for each tit that's how we sleep in Prussia.