Near-Miss

A mouse, all gray with tiny ears was crying salty rodent tears. A cat had cornered him and planned to eat him as he ate his aunt. Just when the cat had opened wide a voice was heard from the outside. Dog Brutus, who resided near had just decided to appear. He barged, as he was fond of doing inside and saw the trouble brewing. And since he liked all little mice he told the cat 'now you be nice'. The cat, however, was not used to be directed and abused. And with the swipe of its big paw the mouse went down into the craw. By now, the dog was mad as hell and things looked for the cat not well. He gulped the cat (and thus the mouse) and wandered off to his own house. And as he settled down to snooze he saw a pair of Rockford shoes approaching from across the street he knew it was the butcher, Pete. The butcher was a nasty man and always fought with brother Stan. He carried in his hand a knife, the dog now feared for his own life. Now let me tell you how it ended, the butcher, who had been offended by the mere presence of the mutt just stood there scratching his big gut. That was the signal for the cat, which in the dog's own stomach sat. The cat responded to her master who, instantly, sensed a disaster. She bounced and jumped, the mouse did follow the air was sparse inside the hollow. And through the movement Brutus shivered when on command his brain delivered a burp of monumental size and this now triggered a surprise. The cat, (and thus the mouse as well) exploded outward with a yell. Thus now you know that dogs that belch throw up (but only if they're Welsh) . You didn't think that cat survived inside? Of oxygen deprived? You're right of course, but let me say the mouse and cat inside DID pray. And, in the end, I told my spouse, it all came down to Mouse to mouth.