The Bum Sentry

She went out for a run and a wee not a soul that the eye could see, when she crouched in the grass something bit her cute ass and a dozen of drops hit her knee. She said 'shit' but it was an expression she'd performed in her early morn session, it's a fact that a bite from a wild critter might cause expletives and indiscretion. So the next time she went for a run I said, let me come with you my Hon, when she sat in the grass I protected her ass gently cradling each beautiful bun. Said she 'that's what a running girl needs, two strong hands for the bugs and the weeds, though the piper was paid and her sentry got laid, now you know where a helping hand leads.