The Farmer

The butcher drove his ancient truck out to the farm to make a buck. The farmer had raised twenty steers was with the mortgage in arrears. So even though the steers were friends, a money situation tends to put a fellow in a bind. This farmer was a very kind and gentle man and he was dreading to kill them right before the wedding. You see, his daughters, numbered ten had found themselves some local men none was well off and none did work, they saw the farmer as a jerk. An auctioneer stopped at the farm and asked with Oklahoma charm if he could offer his advice all for a teenie-weenie price. They sat him down to get his views per chance extract some freebie news, he took his coffee with much cream and said ' it's all in self-esteem. The steers are proud, the girls are smart if you prepare the oxen cart and hitch the steers, two in a pair and on the wagon, with great care you place the maidens with their dresses (about the fellows, no wild guesses they are chased off the fertile land and from the girls forever banned.) ' They drove into the frontier town, each girl then raised her snow-white gown. To flash some leg up to the thigh and also a delicious sigh. The town was Mormon where the men can marry wives, as much as ten and more if finances permit it helped if the new groom was fit. In twenty minutes, like a flash the farmer had received much cash, he sold the girls to men of God each time he had to give the nod before they plunked their dollar bills into his hand, exchanged for frills. When afternoon came they were done they turned the wagon for the run back to the farm to cook a dinner for he had ended up a winner. He kept all steers, and paid the bank and had the auctioneer to thank. That man was still back at the farm exuded even more great charm, he had a new proposal now, he'd show them all exactly how to beat the modern money blues, if he were in the farmer's shoes he would expand the barn and sheds install ten beautiful big beds and move the daughters and their lovers back home to sleep under their covers but in the day they would pitch in because one helps his next of kin. This way he would keep all the steers. The bank would cancel the arrears. The money would be a reserve, it was a real learning curve. The auctioneer who had been fired when his old manager expired, they loved him all, his name was Norman and he became their trusted foreman. This shows that even unsold steers can get you out of your arrears. And that your girls will be preferred by Mormons, as by now you've heard. And that a man who likes his cream can in the end fulfill his dream.