The Gourmet

How dull a life you lead dear maiden no meal is great unless well-laden with fats and butter, spirits strong, they will convey life's genuine song. And when the trolley with the cheese arrives, you say oh yes, boy, please! Have coffee, Turkish, heavy cream sit back, enjoy this gourmet's dream. Tomorrow will be time for pills to tame and stall those pesky ills. Fish oil, oh well I'll have a few more water that is very true. But take away my Pork Tartare then run! You will not get too far. Look up the nutrients of meat you'll find they are quite hard to beat. But worry not, God has foreseen that some of us like Mangosteen while others go for blubber, YUK! Yet all of us can be in luck, it's individuality that makes us happy, proud and free. Just watch, all guests and friends of mine will have crushed ice inside their wine. Fatback with mustard, sautéed brain raw oysters, finches, boiled but plain. So many great exotic things, I promise you, we'll eat like kings. So, do accept my invitation and follow me into temptation.