The Sauerkraut Study

Hear ye, hear ye what I'm about to tell you about Sauerkraut. The latest study has revealed that Cabbage grown out in the field is later, through long fermentation turned into what the German nation has long considered its proud flag. Lest you all think that I would brag it's this fine Kraut that keeps your breasts in splendid shape, like honoured guests. Malignancies that venture in are turned away with a sly grin, the juices of that special stuff can stand their ground and huff and puff. They do protect your DNA and chase the cancer cells away. Though epidemiology is what's observed, what people see it's not firm proof as black and white but chances are they might be right. Though I myself have not been blessed with lovely nipples or a breast I eat my Kraut two days a week and add a stalk of pungent leek some seeds of caraway on top then go and tend my cabbage crop. As God had mentioned years ago an illness can be such a blow but if you listen, he will teach about the remedy for each. No plant is growing for no reason that's why we have a growing season, eat foods that stop you getting ill and do not trust the doctor's pill make Sauerkraut one of your staples, they even eat the stuff in Naples. This poem is dedicated to Sherrie, whose corpus callosum is well- functioning in both directions.