Viagra Falls

He wanted, doubtless, show her who he was impress her with a feat that raised the bar to unknown heights, so he prepared a drum, a barrel, sourced from vintners in Vermont, inside he placed a cushion and some wool outlined the thing with Bilroth super heavy gauze. He would not really travel very far and after a good slug of Beenleigh Rum it seemed that there were voices that would taunt and others shouting what a blastin' fool. They got up to the Falls at seven ten unpacked, she looked quite pale around the cheeks he told the boy to count and tell him when he'd joined them then and there, the Niagara Freaks. The barrel left the summit as it plunged into the sky he tumbled in its bowels as he would, the wife had silently waved her goodbye the boy just stood and pondered if he really could. They left together, him at eighty easy clicks she, snuggled to his chest, lips to his hair, out loud she said I've always been a connoisseur of dicks and this one does me fine, if I would dare compare, he went inside his drum down these forbidden falls, I say it ain't the thing that I would ever choose. But really, it is true my fellow had huge balls and he was always apt to pay his carnal dues though nature interfered, she sent conflicting calls and George would listen as his belly grew in size it was too short and he went down Viagra Falls the boy took over and perhaps deserved the prize.