Why Beetles Hibernate

Under rotten vegetation beetles practice fornication. Daylight bothers beetles' eyes that's why God made bovine pies. If you think that bugs find yummy cowpies sitting in their tummy think again, it's just for sex exercise for hairy legs. Do you know why moss and grasses hide those little beetle asses? It is simple, if your jewel due to Nature's rather cruel sense of humour were so tiny that you wouldn't call it Heini would you flash the little digger knowing that it should be bigger? Insects hide for valid reasons during three of just four seasons in the winter when they snivel, ice and snow can cause to shrivel further shrinking due to freezing leading soon to tasteless teasing, thus they stay inside their station celebrating hibernation.