Why Humans Must Propagate

A million years ago our Lord made both umbilicus and chord, from which he then through careful honing and metamorphous deep cell cloning fleshed out the skeleton per se and made (taste of Gethsemaneh) two living creatures off his plan, at first a woman, then a man. To minimise the daily schooling he issued a decree, a ruling, you may dear children, eat of all the things that grow from Spring to Fall, enjoy the citrus and the berries, the cucumbers and sour cherries but leave the apples on the trees! They listened with a lazy ease then Adam asked why apples be forbidden and left on the tree. The apple, said their Father must be seen as objects of a lust which is a trait that critters carry that leads to urges just to marry and propagate the species proper, all males have what I call a stopper but do not clutter your small minds... I've given you a pair of blinds which are the lids close to your eyes to keep out raunchy views and flies. Well, Eve and Adam sat and wondered and thought about it, even pondered what punishment God would bestow, they felt a burning need to now. God said, touch the forbidden fruit (while chewing on a rhubarb root) and all my wrath be on your head, in fact I may just strike you dead! Forbidden fruit said Eve to Adam, oh yes, he answered, precious madam, perhaps we try a piece tonight right after God turns out the light. The garden, Eden it was named, had never hosted someone shamed or disobedient to the laws but this proved an unusual cause, so in the end they shared a sliver and right away felt a big shiver as if the powers had observed the sin, which Eve, the rather curved and well endowed female creation had instigated at their station. And lightning struck their hut with power and God himself came in the hour to mete out punishment at once. You shall be married, and have sons and daughters, each will come with pain and leave upon your heart a stain! He showed them quickly to the door no Eden, now forevermore, you go and populate the earth each dozen moons you will give birth. Adam and Eve went down the road, evicted from their Mother Lode, and soon found shelter in a town where someone handed Eve a gown. It seems that nudity offended and laws had quickly been amended. The noted that their God had fibbed that genders all were even-ribbed, and they were not the first created, all these and stuff were well debated. And on a night with a full moon, while Eve was humming an old tune, dear Adam's brain caught two small ripples, he had laid eyes upon her nipples. You understand, dear reader, clearly that God did love his children dearly. He found though that they did not heed his orders, during times of need. If you have children rest assured that God himself who has endured the consequences of behaviour and he, of course, was the big Saviour. So, if you wonder why not praying or Eden chores....? what I am saying is logic told our God to order that folks go out beyond the border and take a woman with two swellings then find the coziest of dwellings and fornicate with fruits forbidden which in the darkness may be hidden. Man's hope and woman's obligation is that they practice fornication, which means God's own predicament initially was heaven-sent.