095. One Monday Morning

One Monday morning on a Thursday afternoon there were eleven yellow cows playing football with a spoon The opposition were red flying crabs who broke their ears by day the referee a piano juggling purple hay The crowd were dirty oranges cheering for the fox the managers became rainbow whales chewing on a box The chair men were two stripy dogs of colour green and blue the stewards were cyan kittens wearing oak leaf shoes This must be the craziest game that the world has ever seen but when the cockerel goes insane this all will have never been