358. Cupid's New Rifle

This is a friendly advance warning for everyone next valentine's day Cupid isn't using a bow no more he's bored of people ducking out of the way He's gone and bought a love sniper rifle with the best long range scope you won't see it coming until you're hit and then you haven't a hope It comes with a 30 round magazine loaded with supersonic darts he could be round the corner taking careful aim at your heart So acquire the best body armour to shield and protect your chest don't say I didn't warn you or that I didn't even try my best