A Fishy Tale

I once saw this ad in a paper, Young Koi Carp For Sale! I decided to ring up that evening, Hello! Said this loud voiced Male. Now our fish pond was rather a small one, So was looking for some to grow on, Six inches, an ideal size! I was hoping he had some that long. I'd like some Koi Carp, I politely said, Preferably six feet in length! I'm afraid I haven't he said with a laugh, Not any that big for sale! Are you sure it's Koi that your looking for? Not a school of baby Whales! I've always been known for my blunders, For that I deserved a gold star! It goes down as one of my classics, Surely my best by far! Jayne Louise Davies