Vile

I am so down and out I wish some earthshaking news to shake up my day for instance George Bush and Saddam Hussein in bed scratching each other's back as they whiled away their time talking about how much they had succeeded in destroying themselves and their own nations and how with some makeups, they can play twins in a hollywood movie titled 'How to take Your Country for a Ride' or like Queen Elizabeth II taking down her crown in place of a shroud, saying she would abdicate to become a Catholic nun in Ireland because she has a vision telling her to do so or like Prince Charles coming out into the open detailing all the women he had taken to the bed she shared with Diana and that royal love is like it has always been royal, for the sake of securing progeny Prince Philip decrying he was secretly in love always with Diana how life is so devastatingly meaningless as a one woman man Leonardo da Vinci declaring that Mona Lisa is actually half him and half the rich woman she painted because that was the only way he could immortalise his love for her and how feverishly he had fallen in love with her as he tried to transfer her into his canvas his bossom with his colours and passion a perpetual smile to consecrate a living secret both carried to their graves or the news that Hilary Clinton's mad craze to be back in the White House is because she loves making love in the nook and corner of the haunted presidential buiilding and that she actually has a fetish peeping on Bill unleashing his charms on the ladies and the fact that she just loves white, being white and nothing else