From Early Morn

Mummy and Daddy are addicted They turn on their TV at nine, As rain falls outside On the sofa they hide Enjoying a glass of red wine. News at noon can never be missed This is so full of surprises: The latest crime figures News from abroad And joy, if the share index rises. Three hours on, still glued to the screen Antiques on sale now, but who cares? So delighted are they With their television set Switch it off - goodness, who dares? Historical novels and stories of love Fill the hours with sweet fantasy. Mummy views all night Daddy does too - Making the most of the licence fee.