*why Men Fall In Love*

Why? They fall into the lovers feminine boudoir trap ‘Cos their lovely with their soft silky smile, Some wiggle when they walk man raises his cap Some giggle when they talk just to release a net of beguile, Perfume and powder wafts into their nose Makes em' dizzy an' they run off to the shop, To buy a beautiful flowering rose This love bug will never stop. Sky high heels and very short skirts Sets the pace to reel em' in, It catches hundreds of love struck flirts That's when falling in love doth begin No way a good man will live in sin So they buy a huge diamond ring an' There in love ding a ling ding. Let the wedding bells begin! Woman that's why man falls in love The cause is surely a sign from above, So now I'm off to a woman to meet Then firstly remove my tongue from it's cheek!