Ignorance Has Died

Why are they so gloomy? Sitting and dressed as if for mourning? 'They have been there for a few days, Sitting in a vigil. Praying over the demise of ignorance.' LOL... You can not be serious. Why don't you tell them, Ignorance has yet to pass. 'Are you kidding? Do you realize how long it took me, To devise some kind of a plan... That would keep them quiet.' So how long you think they will sit like that? 'I don't know. I paid some kids a few dollars, If for two weeks they would walk up and down the streets... Carrying school books and talking loudly, About their Math and English classes. I'm on a roll, So I'm pulling out all stops to see what happens next.' But it is still Summer. All the kids are on vacation. 'When I told those children sitting in that room, That 'ignorance' has died. I was joking. I thought they knew it was a joke. They have been sitting like that for at least two days.' And that's why you pay the other kids? 'Yeah. Do you know how much I've spent on cellphones, Video games, iPods and 3-D Tv's? To get those kids nagging off my back. And all I had to say... Was 'ignorance' has died? ' I don't believe it! 'You? I've been trying to find something totally ridiculous to say, To get them to clean up their rooms. I'm glad I don't drink or smoke crack. I don't believe it either. But you are my witness.' And all you said was 'ignorance' has died? 'I swear to you.'