Not Nearly As Painful

I remembered when I first had my virginity taken away. It was a frightening experience. And I was still in my mid-teens. 'You don't have to talk about it. I can understand. You still have 'issues' about dealing with it? To have it happen like that is painful.' Yeah... My dad caught me the first time, Sneaking out the window. I had to convince him I was sleep walking. And twice I fell off the ledge... During the rain. And landed into the bushes below my bedroom window. Look... I still have the scar on my arm from the second fall. Ten stitches. 'So 'who' took your virginity? ' I forget her name. But one night she forgot to chain her Doberman. That's when I busted my kneecap. I told my dad I fell out the window. He took me to some doctor! And guess what? 'What? ' It was the girls' father. He had her picture on the desk in his office. How about you? What was yours like? 'Not nearly as painful! '