The M.O.& A.N.O.B.B. N' W. Award

'Never in my wildest dreams, Had I ever in my lifetime 'think' I would be so highly honored. With such a prestigious citation. I have been moved emotionally, By such an incredible and heartfelt jesture. And... May I say, If it had not been for 'you'... Those I have come to touch. This award... The first of its kind, Would not have been made possible. Just to know my efforts, Are being duly noted! And in this acceptance, I express my appreciation. I thank each and every one of you, Responsible for this. And may this achievement, Be not the end... But the beginning, Of more of that which you expect.' ~Well, What do you think? Too long? Should I 'add' or cut out something? ~ *Oh heavens no! But I do think, A slow dropping tear... From your left eye... Should bring the audience to its collective feet. That would clinched it. Expect thunderous applause.* ~Brilliant. I love it. That 'tear' falling business, Is great. Thank you! And that would reek of sincerity too! I will prove to them, They have chosen the right one.~ *Oh, yeah... Repeat again for me, The name of the award.* ~Sure. No problem. It's The Most Obnoxious and Arrogant Negro, To Offend Both Blacks n' Whites Award. I am positive it will not be awarded too often. I made sure my act would be a hard one to follow. I've earned this. Trust me.~