Willis

Get away from that dumpster. How many times do I have to tell you? I don't care about you pretending not to know me. Turn your head the other way if you want to. I know who you are. It's not like you're wearing sunglasses! 'EXCUSE ME? ' Oh. Good morning. I didn't see you sitting on your porch. I was talking to my cat. His name is Willis. He knows I don't want him near or around this dumpster. 'I see. I saw you the other day. Talking to your...'cat'. In fact, you were telling him, How you thought you lost your bus pass. You were carrying bags of groceries.' I was talking to myself then. But I had it in my pocket all the time. 'Is that right? Very interesting. Well... If I should see a cat wearing sunglasses, I'll keep my eye on him. Should I contact you? Or call 911 to report my observations? ' Seriously. I do have a cat. I was being sarcastic when I said 'sunglasses'. 'Yep. Named Willis, right? I understand. Trust me. I see a lot from my porch. It will be okay. Keep your faith strong. God's gonna make everything alright for you.' Whatever! Have a good day. I know what you're implying.