You Are An Inspiration

You want me to create for you a job? So you can do what? Pester me about your lunch breaks? Make personal phone calls at my expense? Call in sick once every two weeks? Get upset because someone else deserving, Gets a raise? Lie about being harrassed on the job? Do much less than what is expected? And then demand more pay... Benefits. Vacation time. And expectations for a promotion... To further expose your incompetence? AND have a union back your laziness too? I produce a product to be sold, At a price people can afford. And I can not do that, Paying you much more than that product is worth. Plus, You want me to pay for your luxurious lifestyle. When it would be more lucrative for me to get you, A full time psychiatrist and use you as a tax write-off. Hey... I think I'm onto something. YOU are an inspiration.