You Asked For This

You asked for this. And every bit of what I have, Is yours from me to be given. You asked for this! Oh yes, You did. We agreed to always between us, Have honesty. And my being honest, You now wish... I wouldn't easily be as free, To share this honesty we agreed. You asked for this! Oh yes, You did. And now you murmur, Between clinched teeth and twisted lips... Your hips belong in a thong bathing suit. And I say the wearing of that thong is wrong. You just don't look good at all in it. And if I suggested, Your hips and chest block out the Sunset... You declare me insensitive. When it is only honesty from me to you I give.