Your Mouth Is Wide Open

I am not interested in you. Nor will I ever be interested in you. I'm suppose to be attracted to you? Because you have a suit on? You ain't even the kind I like. So you're wasting your time here... Mister-wish-I-was-somebody-important! 'All I am doing is waiting for the bus! That's all! Nothing more. Nothing less.' I've heard those lines before. 'Nothing more. Nothing less.' You don't have to get technical about it! I met my 4th husband at a bus stop. He thought he was 'all that' too! Yeah... He died from a puncture wound. 'Sorry to hear that! ' I'm over it now! I was paroled two weeks ago! 'Paroled? ' YEAH! He snatched my weave off my head. Trying to tell me I didn't look like Beyoncé! And I paid Two Hundred Dollars too? He'll never do that again. Fourty-eight times I punctured him in self defense! And... HEY! ? Why you running? The bus ain't got here yet! And he calls himself a man? Ain't no more men around. I ain't found one yet... To let me complete the entire story. Well... I'll tell you. Since you ain't said nothing... And your mouth is wide open. Anyway... I had to wrestle a gun from him! Yes! He said I looked like a muskrat. And he was going to shoot it off my head! Well... I snapped. Killed him and the muskrat! Oh...here comes the bus. And don't be looking at me like I'm crazy. YES... These are my eyes! Natural blue. And this platinum hair? ? ? It's mine... Okay?