You Want Life Without Him?

Do you feel sometimes your guy Just doesn’t have a clue? That he isn’t trying very hard To please and honor you? He wipes dirt upon the towel We grind out teeth and moan But really, are we better off If we were all alone? His clothes dropp in a messy heap Once he has stripped them off We stand there at the doorway We frown and then we cough He perhaps leaves the toilet seat Standing high and tall Do you sometimes wish that you Didn’t have him there at all Did you love him at one time? Sometimes we have to deliberate And think of life without him And if we’d like that kind of fate!