Bacon

We can't live without it I love how it turns a buttery gold How it crackles and melts on my tongue Oh, you can't beat it. All you need is a pan and stove It's sweet and salty, Full of protein and saturated fats It's like a full striptease perhaps. I can't live without it It's a golden ribbon that takes the prise You can't really, beat it. Utilitarian, let's not over analyse It's what you want when you first open your eyes Before you open your Sunday hymnbooks It's what you want In all-those quiet seaside, inglenooks. It's what you want From your nearest American dinner With ketchup dripping off your sleeve and collar It compliments your eggs and sausages It sizzles and pops as it cooks I-do-believe—is a rare commodity, I want 3-slices, please And don't make me wait an age or I'll holler. I want for your rashers I can't get enough on my plate. Forget the omelette I can't wait It smells delicious It smells divine A temptress I'll make mine all the time we dine. ~or~ You can't live without it It's a golden ribbon that takes the prise You can't really, beat it Utilitarian, let's not over analyse. It's what you want Before you open your Sunday hymnbooks It's what you want In all-those quiet seaside, inglenooks. It's what you want From your nearest American dinner With ketchup dripping off your sleeve and collar It's a compliment to your eggs and sausages It sizzles and pops as it cooks I-do-believe is a rare commodity, I want 3-slices, please! And don't make me wait for ages. Oh, you can't live without it Oh, I love how it turns a buttery gold Crackles and melts on my tongue Oh, you can't really, beat it All you need is a pan and stove It's sweet and salty, Is it better than love? It's as sexy as you please. Yes, yes, yes "some more, please." Full of protein and saturated fats It's like a striptease on your tongue It's like making love and perhaps It's even better than making love. Oh, I want 3-slices more, please! And don't make me wait for ages Because I want some- On a freshly sliced buttered oily seed bun. Oh, it comes with so many temptations; All I can say is—yes, yes, yes "some more, please." More, more, more if you don't mind, please For your rashers, you've got me on my knees I can't get enough on my plate.