0009 Cole Porter Hits The Chatsites

Frat boy, bratboy, innuendo chat-boy, why do girlies fall for you? You’re really too good to be true – and it’s true - you’re just not you – your humdrum face lacks manly grace; your ‘slender figure’ 's much much bigger; your cheatin’ heart has played its part so what d’you do? you go to some mag, and steal a photo, and say you want a ‘long-term’ -but boy, is that the wrong term— for p’raps the joke’s on you – she’s doin’ the same thing too! * but back you go – you never know, out there’s a she for whom you’re He, the one you’ll give your life for – (the one you’d leave your wife for..) * oh you and I are cynics – but we’ve tried all these gimmicks; once bitten, and twice shy they say – but one more try – we love these crazy antic s – they’re just so darn romantic!